1. BUST: Measure under your arms, across the fullest part of your bust. It's not as tricky as it sounds, honest.

2. WAIST: Measure your natural waistline (find it by tipping to the side like a teapot). We promise we’re not just telling you to do this so you look silly.

3. HIP: Measure around the fullest part of your bottom at the top of your leg. We know it’s a bum job.